The Diary of a Nerdy Kid

The less-than-normal musings of a stereotypical nerd.

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emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

I’d love to know how much the idiots at the marketing firm got paid for this campaign, and which executive at Dr Pepper though this would be a good idea.

I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT WAS AN ACTUAL AD. What a dumb campaign!

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Holden Caulfield:
Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield:
and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield:
but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield:
so don't even call me, you're a phony

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Surreal.

That’s the word Chris used to describe it, and that’s what sums it up best, I think.

It still hasn’t hit me that tomorrow is the last day of high school. At all.

In his masterpiece Demian, Herman Hesse wrote “Who would be born must first destroy a world.” Well, tomorrow, the world I know as Vanguard will finally be disassembled. 

I’ve been working at it for weeks now - slowly dismantling relationships and solidifying memories - framing everyone I’ve known in terms of how I want to picture them in the years to come. I’ve been saying “thank you’s,” tying up loose ends, saying final goodbyes - sliding bricks from the walls of a place I once called “home.” 

It’s a strange thing to stand on the edge like this - to know, inevitably, that you will soon push over the framework that still remains. Yet, when I stand amid its dust tomorrow, I wonder which will come - triumphant laughter, or bitter tears? 

My childhood dreams have reached their expiration dates. What is done is done. My course is set, the path clearly marked, and though it pains me to leave, my journey begins anew. 

The ruins of my childhood will always have a haunting beauty. I will often return to gaze at them in wonder - to place myself, for a moment, into what was once my reality. But, of course, those places will never be the same. From now on, I shall bear the curse of being my own tour guide - knowing everything that once was, but being unable to obtain it again.

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fishingboatproceeds:

Who knows if this movie will suck, but I like ol’ Owl Eyes (who in the novel is a metaphor for God) saying, “Mr. Gatsby doesn’t exist,” because of course Gatsby doesn’t exist.

(Source: mcavoys)